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Me: Hi
VO: Hey good morning! Are you enjoying yourself here?
Me: Ya
VO: Don't lie man...! There's nothing here for you to enjoy (he said this by laughing)
Me: (even I laughed at the joke)
VO: Who's going to fund you?
Me: My father
VO: What does he do?
Me: He's xxxxx and besides also he's a xxxxx
VO: What's his annual income?
Me: xxxxx lakhs
VO: How's that gonna be enough to fund you?
Me: He has three houses sir and also I have a loan of ₹ 25 lakhs
VO: Oh! Does he rent it?
Me: Yes
VO: Any siblings?
Me: An elder married sister, who's a government employee
VO: (He paused here so long. I guess there was some problem with his computer and spoke again...) You have any siblings?
Me: I have said just now... (I was not rude, I said with smile) an elder sister... (he stopped my completion)
VO: Do your parents have US Visas?
Me: No
VO: You applied for Visa before?
Me: No
VO: Here or anywhere?
Me: Anywhere, it's first time
VO: What's your B.Tech?
Me: Aerospace Engineering
VO: Ya... The laws of thermodynamics.
Me: Aerospace is not of only thermodynamics, there are many other subjects.
VO: Ohhh! How many laws are there in thermodynamics?
Me: (Shit! I don't knew the answer, I never cared for thermodynamics! I was helpless and I gave a desperate smile)
VO: I'm just asking... (he said something and I didn't listen as I was nervous for the answer)
Me: Three (it was just a rough guess but I said it confidently. I have to check my answer later in Google)
VO: Ohhh! What you wanna become?
Me: Aircraft Designer
VO: So where you wanna work after Masters; Airbus, Boeing...?
Me: I'm interested in military aircrafts. I have interest to work in Lockheed Martin
VO: So u work there after Masters!
Me: (The way he asked this question made feel like, "have I slipped my tongue!") Yes (I said doubtfully)
VO: Have you been through any cons-----
Me: Sorry...?
VO: cons-----
Me: Sorry?
VO: Consultancy
Me: (I was not sure whether this was the word exactly but I guessed it might be) No, no!
VO: How did you come to know about this university?
Me: I did my personal research, like I was dependent on... (he didn't listen further)
VO: Why particularly this university?
Me: I'm interested in high speed aerodynamics. So, I opted this university as it has hypersonic wind tunnel (this is not true. just for the sake of interview)
VO: Even other universities have it right !? (and he laughed)
Me: They didn't match my profile
VO: Your Visa is approved!
Me: Thank you... enjoy your day!
Note: The massive blunder is:
Somehow my luck favoured in approving.